I was going to write something useful today, I swear. And then this popped up in my inbox.

Bloomberg Business Week presents the State of the Union: The Drinking Game.

They helpfully categorize the game based on whether you’d like to get buzzed, drunk or hammered.

My favorites are “Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg nods off” and “Michelle Obama mouths ‘thank you’ and waves.”

I think there could have been more: “A House Representative shoves a colleague out of the way to shake the President’s hand”or “Biden guffaws for no perceivable reason.”

Actually, I’m pretty sure there could be a whole drinking game purely based on Biden’s and Boehner’s body language throughout the pre-game and speech.

Enjoy!